Who wants to live to be a hundred?
Growing paper thin and weak
Who wants to live to be a hundred?
It’s a good end, not a long end I seek

If I ever become incontinent
Losing control of my poops and pees
If I ever become incontinent
Put me on an ice flow please

If I ever lose my marbles
Forgetting who you are and why you came
If I ever lose my marbles
Give me a quick end with no pain

A quick end is what I’m after
I won’t linger longer than I must
A quick end is what I’m after
I refuse to scale into rust

There are lots of ways to do it quick
Grab the anchor and step overboard
There are lots of ways to do it quick
If you’re religious you could meet your lord

Driving a car is a good way to go
But they don’t build abutments anymore
Driving a car is a good way to go
But you can’t hurt another when settling your score

Drugs are handy, if you know where to get them
Most of us know someone who knows
Drugs are handy if you know where to get them
Morphine’s a good end, with a large enough dose

Who wants to live to be a hundred?
Growing paper thin and weak
Who wants to live to be a hundred?
It’s a good end, not a long end I seek