The bigger they are
The harder they fall
It’s true for women
It’s true for all

Those men who think
They’re so straight
When actually they’re bent
And only learned it late

Women who are too gorgeous
Too beautiful to woo
Often respond gratefully
Because others are like you

They don’t approach
They’re scared off by beauty
Women like this
Regard it as their duty

To be unapproachable
But if you break through
They often are so lonely
They’ll respond to you too

With men it’s different
Say he’s cute, but straight
That usually means that
He’ll take the bait

Faster than a gay man
Because he thinks
You worship him like he does
Then he’s pliant as a twink

The reactions are different
Depending on their gender
The woman will never leave you
The man will go on a bender

The funny thing here is
Both sexes are improved by the fall
Men get more open and less sure
Women learn they can have it all

The bigger they are
The harder they fall
It’s true for women
It’s true for all

Those men who think
They’re so straight
When actually they’re bent
And only learned it late